Funny - Honest answers to Interview Questions

Funny - Honest answers to Interview Questions

Honest answers to Interview Questions..!

1. Why did you apply for this job?
I have applied for many jobs along with this and you called me now.

2. Why do you want to work for this company?
I have to work for some company who ever gives me a job, I don't have
any
specific company in mind.

3. Why should I hire you?
You have to hire some one, you may give me a try.

4.What would you do if this happened?
Well, it depends my mindset and mood at that situation...

5.What is your biggest strength?
Basically, daring to join any company who pays me well, without
thinking of
the fate of company

6.What is your biggest weakness?
Girls

7.What was your worst mistake, and how did you learn from it?
Joining my earlier company and learnt that I need to jump to get more
money,
so I am here today

8.What accomplishments in your last position are you most proud of?
Had I accomplished any in my last position, why do I need to change my
job? I
could demand more and stay there.

9.Describe a challenge you faced and how you overcame it?
Biggest challenge is answering the question "why are you looking for a
change" and I started blabbering irrelevantly to overcome that.

10.Why did you leave/ are you leaving your last job?
For the same reason why you left your earlier job

11.What do you want from this job?
If no work is given but keep giving good hikes

12.What are your career goals and how do you plan to achieve them?
Make more money and for that keep jumping companies for every 2 yrs

13.Did you hear of our company and what do you know of us?
Yeah, I know that you will ask this, I've gone through your website

14.What is the salary expected and how do justify that?
Well, no one will change job for the same salary, hence, give me 20%
extra
than what I am getting and that is unpublished industry standard (I
know you
will bargain on what ever I ask, hence, I have already hiked my current
salary by 30%).

Solve The Mystery of 64=65

HOW CAN 64 SQUARES TURN INTO 65 SQUARES?
HOW DID YOU GET THAT EXTRA ONE?

Parody (Spoof) of RGV Rakta Charitra -- "Chai Charitra"

iPhone Manufacturing Movie -- (57 Sec)

iPhone Manufacturing Movie

One Of The Beautiful Saying of Lord Buddha

Once Buddha was traveling with a few of his followers. While they were passing a lake, Buddha told one of his disciples, "I am thirsty. Do get me some water from the lake."

The disciple walked up to the lake. At that moment, a bullock cart started crossing through the lake. As a result, the water became very muddy and turbid. The disciple thought, "How can I give this muddy water to Buddha to drink?"

So he came back and told Buddha, "The water in there is very muddy. I don't think it is fit to drink."

After about half an hour, again Buddha asked the same disciple to go back to the lake.

The disciple went back, and found that the water was still muddy. He returned and informed Buddha about the same.

After sometime, again Buddha asked the same disciple to go back.

This time, the disciple found the mud had settled down, and the water was clean and clear. So he collected some water in a pot and brought it to Buddha.

Buddha looked at the water, and then he looked up at the disciple and said," See what you did to make the water clean. You let it be, and the mud settled down on its own -- and you have clear water.

Your mind is like that too ! When it is disturbed, just let it be. Give it a little time. It will settle down on its own. You don't have to put in any effort to calm it down. It will happen. It is effortless."

Having 'Peace of Mind' is not a strenuous job; it is an effortless process!

TREAT EVERYONE WITH POLITENESS
EVEN THOSE WHO ARE RUDE TO YOU
NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT NICE

BUT BECAUSE YOU ARE NICE

Happy New Year 2011

Happy New Year

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